JZ Kexie

Retro porn galore

Please, come on…put your hand up if you don’t like a good bit of retro porn. OK, I think it’s safe to say we ALL do. Right, so it’s not the most sensual of porn, and the production quality is often dodgy, but so what? The acting is top-flight and very often it’s actually more hardcore and raunchy than the modern stuff! I love it! And I love it even more when I go to a foreign country where treasure troves of this kind of thing are there for the taking…

Cologne, in West Germany, like all the other parts of Germany, has its fair share of vintage porn stores. Some of them are hidden, but many of them are not at all. In fact, as amazing as it seems, you can happily walk into a DVD store anywhere and usually find a small room dedicated to this kind of thing. The Germans really know how to look after and present their naughty videos, and on a recent trip to Cologne I got a serious shock…

A good shock. One that sent my Alpha male mind racing round and round. Actually, it completely floored me.

Does it get any better for the retro porn fan? Me thinks not!

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All-time fave sex scenes!

Sex scenes: there are so many degrees of good.

Slutty good.

Classy good.

Retro good.

Plain old banging hardcore filthy, cum-dribblingly sick but fantastic!

Awesome!

But if you ask me, my all-time favourite sex-scene scenarios are as follows and just can’t be beaten:

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The Video

It was my 21^st birthday and I had just discovered porn. Okay…that’s a bit of a lie, I had seen a LOT of porn between the ages of 13 and 21, but this was different, because what my friend Jacob showed me changed my life forever.

Then a few days later he said, “you’re not gonna believe this.”

“Probably I’m not,” I said, because Jacob had a long and complicated history of telling me countless things which I did More

Research is key

Sometimes I have my doubts about this whole sexy sexed-up world, you know. Other times, most of the time in fact, I’ve got to admit I love my life. My ex girlfriend says I watch too much porn. That’s one reason why we broke up. But I tell her, baby, I’m just looking for inspiration so I can please you better. I don’t think she bought the argument - or in fairness, I guess we wouldn’t have broken up.

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Pole Idol: York gets sexy

York has declared a pole idol competition with all the proceeds going to charity fundraising. The content is to be held at ’Heaven’(formally Ziggys) a pole dancing club that confusingly is attempting to distance itself from the seedy side of pole dancing and and promote the pole dancing exercise side of things.
To the disappointment of the usual audience Ed Gallagher has declared that ” that clothing worn by all performers had to provide ’adequate coverage,’with underwear fully covered, and ’inappropriate sexual behaviour’would result in disqualification.”
That sort of brings into question what kind of dancing this would be. When I think of Pole dancing (especaliliy in a ’gentlemans club’) the main part of it si the inapporiate sexual behaviour.
Fully dresses, none sexual dancing with a pole would pretty much be maypole dacning, and then even that is sexual it all about sex worshippign and fertility rites. The Pole itself is a damm representation of the human penis.
What the hell is Ed doing taking the sex out of pole dancing, who does he think he is going to attract? The family crowd? Cash in on the High school musical pheominon. Most dance is sexual even ballet. To me it a wonderful that this is being done to help charity and promote pole dancing. But taking the sex out is a little bit of a piss take in my mind. Well I tell you what this wouldn’t of happened at Ziggys. (Not that I actually know I’ve never been to either)

Porn and its side effects

The absence of sexual activity can make us extremely depressed and can lower our self-esteem to dangerously low levels. Sometimes it could be weeks, even months. The biggest problems is that men seek women with big breasts, juicy lips and tight bodies, just like the porn actresses that we watch every night before we go to sleep. However, most females on the street are not so sexy. They have a lot of flaws and their bodies are far from perfect. More

Is HD Porn really that good?

HD is experiencing a rapid development. Soon all TV channels will be broadcasted in HD resolution and every video we watch will be at least 720p. But is this high resolution format suitable for Porn? Hmm…, most of you will say that it would be perfect, because you will be able to watch a more life-like picture, which of course will increase your pleasure. However, there is one small problem that gets neglected by the fans. Do we really want More

What makes a good pornstar?

The porn industry is a growing force. They even organise annual awards, different exhibitions and meeting with the fans. The truth is that porn is everywhere and with the power of internet you can get hold of it in an instant. I saw official statistics that there are more adult/sex websites on the internet than any other kind. Nevertheless what I am going to talk about here is what makes a good pornstar, and let’s concentrate on the females, right? More

My first time in a sex shop

My first time in a sex shop was almost as exciting as the first time I had sex or kissed a girl. I remember it so vividly: it was a hot summer day and the streets were full of half-naked women in tight skirts and vests. Most of them were licking ice cream, trying to get over the heat. So anyways, ever since I can remember I was curious about those sex shops. Even when I was a little boy More